- some kid: *watches The Incredibles for the first time* WOW THAT'S AN AWESOME MOVIE!
- me: you know they're making a second one
- kid: REALYY??!! WHEN??
- me: next year unfortunately :/
- kid: awwww that's a super long time to wait
- me: *eye twitches*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!
When you say “have a good day” to a customer and they just walk away
Me as a dog owner. (via spaghemily)
the best news of 2016
Artsy fartsy
If Dogs Had 911 by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)
oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow.
This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.
johnboyegasbeautifulsmexywife:
Life imitates art
There is so much beauty in this world.
consider this: don’t shit on things people like unless it’s
- illegal
- morally wrong
- league of legends
But nobody likes league of legends
